The Life of ME

Oompa Loompas are DEAD SEXY. They turn me on!

Name: Amy Nicole
Nickname: Nicki, Princess
Age: 14
Birthday: June 12, 1989
Location: Stow, Ohio
School: SMFHS (lol, Stow-Munroe Falls High School)
Boyfriend: Of course! How could I be without a boyfriend?

Food: Strawberries & Lasagna
Color: Blue! (Can ya tell?)
Music: Depends on my mood. But basically, whatever the hell I want.
Store: Kohl's, Old Navy, Pac Sun
Candy: Reese Cups, Raisinets, Milky Ways
TV Show: Friends, My Wife & Kids
Drink: Root Beer, Sprite, Kool~Aid
Movie: The Lion King!, Finding Nemo

A child is a gift from God. He is not an accident or a consequence.

You know you're in love when the hardest thing to say is good-bye.

Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when they're right beside you and yet you can't have them?

Don't cry for anyone who won't cry for you.

Love is when you don't want to go to bed because reality is better than a dream.

No guy is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Tell me how I'm feeling
Tell me what I dream
Tell me I'm just acting
Tell me how I seem
Tell me who I hate
Tell me who I like
Tell me how I rate
Tell me you are right
Tell me how I look
Read me like a book
Then I'll tell you something
Although I know you won't agree
Only I know what I'm thinking
Because only I am me.

A torn jacket is soon mended, but hard words bruise the heart of a child.

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and the state in which you will find solid happiness.

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

This is the way I am.
No one said you have to like it.
This is the way I am.
I won't hide it.
So come on and take my hand.
Take it,
Cuz i'm leavin,
I'll need it.
This is the way I am.
I am who I am.
And I like it.

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So guess what everybody?! I'm using blogdrive again! Xanga got way too hard to use. i'm surprised i remembered this password, but it was the same as my password for like everything else so go figure.
I still need to delete all the shit on here I want to. I may even delete all the old entries, i'm not sure. but i am using my background i have on my xanga. if you wanna know whats been going on in my life since february (when i stopped writing in this) go to I need to change this blog a lot and make it more.. new me. ya know? cuz people change n shit. yea. well.. see ya!

Posted at 12:47 pm by princessdancer
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ladeda.. this is cute

**A girl asked a boy if she was pretty
He said "No."
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever
He said "No."
She then asked him if he would cry if she left
He said "No."
She had heard enough
She had to leave...
Just as she was about to go the boy grabbed her arm and said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful, and I don't wanna be with your forever, I need to be with you forever, and if you walk away now I wouldn't cry, I would die."**

Posted at 11:57 pm by princessdancer
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*snow day dance*

Music: none
Mood: sudden sadness
Wearing: miami shirt, boxers

I was gonna update and write a nice long entry.. but my dad just got pissed and started bitchin at me and im a sensitive person so now im sad
go figure, right?
oh well, no one reads this anyways unless theyre bored

Posted at 05:02 pm by princessdancer
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I'm NOT pregnant!

  According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:
3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:

Sex: female
Birth weight: 4 lbs. 7 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 15%
Most likely defect: cleft palate

Posted at 04:43 pm by princessdancer
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little filthy old pervert

Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)

Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go.

What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.

It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you're crazy.

It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.

Inner Child Stats!

  Of the 782926 people who've taken the Inner Child Test...
   36% are male, while 64% are female.
    The most common type is The Rich Bitch.
     The least common type, but not the last, is Rented Stepchild.
    1.96% fall into that category.
   26% of the population on earth are baby murderers.
  72% of fat kids were bullied.

Posted at 04:32 pm by princessdancer
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77% pure

"Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."

You are 77% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (85%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (14%)
Vital statistics:
93% held hands
92% kissed
86% french kissed
74% cheated on an exam
57% had sex
53% smoked marijuana
42% cheated in a relationship
23% intentionally burned oneself
20% slept with a married man or woman
18% slept with someone without knowing his/her name

Posted at 04:23 pm by princessdancer
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79% un-telligent!

The Test Results Are In!
  "You are a smooth chick."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
79% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, her sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 79% Un-telligent

And as always, we publish overall test statistics:

4908197 people have taken the un-telligence test

Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male

Currently, males are averaging higher!

The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

Posted at 04:15 pm by princessdancer
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

7 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 17,
in the backseat of a car.
You are 25% sexy.

The info on your 7 future sex partner(s):
7 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
Based on your answers, there's a good change that someone your know secretly wants you.

Interesting test statistics:
(updated every 5 minutes)

How Females Describe Themselves Most How Males Describe Themselves Most
  1. attractive (22%)
  2. funny (22%)
  3. sexy (21%)
  4. cute (12%)
  5. fun (12%)
  6. pretty (8%)
  7. smart (8%)
  8. NICE (8%)
  9. horny (8%)
  10. sweet (7%)
  1. funny (27%)
  2. attractive (23%)
  3. sexy (16%)
  4. horny (11%)
  5. smart (9%)
  6. nice (7%)
  7. fun (7%)
  8. cute (6%)
  9. hot (6%)
  10. intelligent (6%)

  9,891,439 people have taken The SexTest

  55% of all test takers are female, and 45% are male.

  42% are virgins.

  5% are married.

  70% believe in love at first sight.

  32% of all Star Trekkies are virgins.

  And 155988 have given a hummer to President Bill Clinton.

Posted at 04:00 pm by princessdancer
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46% bitch!

The results are in. You are certifiably:

46% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:
2% (same as you)
28% (bitchier than you)
70% (less bitchy than you)
Of the 7,795,616 test takers so far:

52% can use a gun
51% been in a catfight
50% cheated in a relationship
50% forget birthdays
46% blamed a friend for farting
28% gnawed during oral sex
26% wear lots of hairspray
24% stomped on someone with high heels
The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 42% bitchy.
Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends.
Canadian women are more likely to consider themselves successful.
Girls with tattoos like authority less.
Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget their friends' birthdays.

Posted at 03:48 pm by princessdancer
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July 1st, 2070

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 1, 2070
at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Drowning (15%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on July 1, 2070, as you slip silently into the night.

Posted at 03:26 pm by princessdancer
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